Thursday, December 29, 2005
Saturday, December 10, 2005
boris is back on the frontbench!
I thought BBC's interpretation of the conversation between new Tory leader Cameron and Boris Johnson which saw Boris being given a new frontbench job probably wasn’t too far away from the truth:
Cameron: "Now then Boris, you're a good chap and a first class brain and I am going to give you the job looking after Britain's universities, including the places where sound chaps like us go after Eton.
"But please, please, please, no more gaffes. No more dissing Liverpool, no more affairs, a bit less telly and larking about and a bit more knuckling down. OK, what do you say?"
Johnson: "Gosh. Absolutely. Will do. Suitably grateful and repentant and all that.
"Suppose the day job will have to go. So it's thinking cap on and best behaviour from now on."
Glad to see Boris back.
Cameron: "Now then Boris, you're a good chap and a first class brain and I am going to give you the job looking after Britain's universities, including the places where sound chaps like us go after Eton.
"But please, please, please, no more gaffes. No more dissing Liverpool, no more affairs, a bit less telly and larking about and a bit more knuckling down. OK, what do you say?"
Johnson: "Gosh. Absolutely. Will do. Suitably grateful and repentant and all that.
"Suppose the day job will have to go. So it's thinking cap on and best behaviour from now on."
Glad to see Boris back.







