tough question

What would you say if you got asked this question:

Do you sometimes do a fart into your hand and smell it?

A) Yes: There is no way you are ever sleeping with me, that is pure filth.

B) No: why not? It’s just rectal gas and it causes no harm to anyone. Plus it’s your own gas so you can do whatever you like with it.

C)Yes and No: Fantastic answer, this is highly philosophical and will completely silence the questioner because it doesn’t make any sense.


I must admit this is not something I have come up with, although I will take the credit in sharing it with all of you. Original credit must go to Leon who's bizarre mind is something to be perturbed by.

(Another one same time tomorrow)